Sweetslap.com offers the Top 20 Things Not To Say During Sex


Here’s an aptly named web site for the romantically clueless. Sweetslap.com bills itself as a site that provides the “refreshing, light slap in the face that all couples need once in a while to stop and remember to appreciate one another”. Their sample suggestions are chock filled with blatantly obvious stuff that would be helpful to anyone who has never dated helpful date suggestions like:

Do something different together! Take some lessons, maybe martial arts, golf, language classes, cooking classes or even try volunteering together. Bottom line – talk about your common interests and start learning and experiencing something new.

Wow. Never would have thought of that. And for the completely helpless, the site publishes a plethora of top 20 lists – including the much needed Top 20 Things Not To Say During Sex. My favorite is #7 — “Perhaps you’re just out of practice”Take a look at the list on the next page – just in case you need a few pointers.

There are a lot of things that probably are best left undone while you’re getting romantic with your partner. In case you’re not sure – here’s a list of the Top 20 Things Not To Do/Say During Sex:

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How about this “cheat sheet” of The Top 20 Reasons Why You Love Him/Her (Hint: If you need a cheat sheet the relationship is most likely over).

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If these 20 items are of interest and you’ve never been on a date or wandered far outside your home, you’ll probably enjoy reading more of their Top 20 lists including:

Things to put on a card
Love songs of the Twentieth Century
Best romantic movies
Dramatic films
Reasons why you love/hate him/her
Romantic destinations (international)
Things not to say/do during sex
TV shows on DVD
Romantic classical songs
Things to know about your lover
Romantic comedies
Movie classics
Romantic destinations
Love quotes
Classic novels

Link: Sweetslaps Top 20 lists
Link: Sweetslap.com

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7 replies

  1. I’ll admit I cannot figure out whether this site is goofing around or serious. I saw them in a press release this morning – so I think they’re on the up and up.

    Are there really people this clueless as to need these types of hints?

  2. Okay…I just looked at the things to put in a card, and between the involuntary revulsion felt at the mention of “soulmates” and “angels” (gag)…I wondered how it was possible that anyone could lift these trite passages and use them with someone they actually cared about. This goes well beyond the Cyrano effect. This passes into “I care so little I didn’t even bother” territory. πŸ˜›

  3. At least it tweaked our humour! But how is the site ever going to make money.. Judie, maybe you can tie it into the online dating bit.. :-)

    Wayne, maybe we should start a list of lines/sayings/quotes to never say around women, like the quote from Heat… πŸ˜›

  4. Shhh..!! Hang on and don’t interrupt! I’m taking notes… πŸ˜€

  5. While some of the top 20 are a bit cheesy and somewhat obvious, have you actually tried signing up for their email service? I have and they send you some really great “creative date ideas” (based on your age/demographics etc) for things to do with your partner that help take you out of the norm. I’m pretty romantically inclined but it helps to receive new ways to think outside of the box. I’m sure all you guys are regular Don Juans but for us regular guys it’s very helpful.

    As “gear guys/gear gals” I would appreciate the system the people at SweetSlap.com have put together as it seems very unique.

  6. Hey all, I’m actually one of the co-founders of SweetSlap.com and I assure you that while our website is not a joke, our mission IS to keep everything fun and fresh. Our site is about providing people with fun Creative Date Ideas and Little Thing Reminders (for example “Have you sent your wife flowers recently? If not, click on the link below).

    We recognize that we all have the best of intentions when it comes to our relationships, but with our hectic schedules often times those great romantic ideas never come to fruition. It’s not rocket science, but we help put reminders and ideas right in your email inbox to help keep your relationship a priority. We also provide each member with their own calendar so they can set up reminders and in each reminder email we will include gift ideas or event ideas and their corresponding links.

    I’d love for you guys to take a minute and sign up, start receiving the emails and let me know what you think! Any and all feedback is greatly appreciated :)


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