Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life!

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Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life! Listen to this article

Did you forget to buy a gift for that Scientologist relative who shunned you as a suppressive person? Show them you care with this amazing list from Drew Magary at Deadspin, who helpfully (and bravely) read the entire Scientology Christmas Catalog so the rest of us didn’t have to.

Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life!

Copy: “Your guarantee of total freedom … With this meter, your auditing will never be the same again. Your preclears will make spectacular progress up the Bridge. The Mark Ultra VIII meter’s unequaled precision, clarity, and ease of operation are here for you … with accuracy guaranteed for eternity.”

 

Scientology is a scary concept, and not just for the $5,000 e-meters or L. Ron Hubbard’s singing.

And after you read what Deadspin has covered, head to Amazon and buy or download a copy of “Going Clear“. It is the single most horrifying non-horror book I’ve ever read.

Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life!

 

Via: The Scientology Christmas Catalog Is Totally Insane

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