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Stupid Gift of the Day: Santa Claus Drink Dispenser

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Stupid Gift of the Day: Santa Claus Drink Dispenser

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Yes, I’m not sure how appetizing your favorite drink will be when served from this dispenser but one thing is certain — it will get a laugh (pity or otherwise). As the product description explains:

Santa Claus makes everything so much more festive and joyous, even when he’s pouring Liquor for you! Well, he sure has a weird way of helping you to a little drink. He never stops delivering gifts to you with an overly generous helping hand. When you feel the spirit of the season, call on Santa. When you’re feeling like a scrooge, call on Santa. When you just need something truly bizarre in your life, call on Santa. The only thing that’s gonna be lying under the tree this year is you. – Works with all liquids.

There is a Hannukah Harry version but it only serves Manischewitz. (I keed, I keed!!)

Just $16.99 and this holiday celebration can be yours!

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