If You Need a Breathalyzer on Your Keyring, It Probably Means You Shouldn’t Be Driving (DUH!)

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Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Judie: I have personally always thought that unless you were buying something like this as a joke, buying a breathalyzer — especially an $11.50 one for your keyring — means you are already going to be drinking too damn much, and someone else needs to drive. 😛

Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Carly: Agreed…plus Wired did an awesome article on these a month or two ago. Essentially the cheap ones vary so much they are useless. Now that would be a fun chat with a cop. “Honestly, Ocifer, my breathalyzer said I was ooooooookay….!”

Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Judie: Right! I mean, I could see some sleaze at the bar saying – “hey baby, let me make sure you are OKAY to drive!” as a BAD pick-up line, but otherwise? Anyone who even thinks they might need one of these has a problem. 😛

Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Carly: I could see this being used as a drinking game…what’s your blood alcohol content after one shot, two shots, three shots, four shots, and suddenly you owe the host new shoes….

Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Judie: There you go!

 

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Personal Alcohol Breath Tester’ by EFO

It’s extremely dangerous drive at drunk, not only while driving car, but also boat, aircraft, etc. Any type of vehicle also has the same legality setup to let driver stop to drive when blood alcohol level exceeds the legal settled limit.

Most people believe they know their own limits. However, the reality is often very different from their perception. Sure you can touch your nose or walk in a straight line, but is this really an indication of that you are not drunk?

Breath test is the most effective and scientific way to check up the blood-alcohol. Personal Alcohol Tester estimate the concentration of alcohol in the body by measuring the amount of alcohol exhaled from the lungs. It is a good indicator for you to consider whether you should drive or not after drinking.

Features :

* 100% brand new and high quality
* Portable and convenient to carry on keychain
* Easy to use and quick response and resume by press and hold the power button, red and yellow LEDs will light
* Just exhale into the vent to get your BAC immediately in about 20 seconds
* Countdown and count-up timer
* Clock with 12 hours format
* LED flash light torch function

Colored Light Indicate :

* Green : under 0.02% BAC
* Yellow : over 0.02% BAC
* Red : over 0.05% BAC

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Offbeat Misc Gear   Offbeat Misc Gear   Judie: Oh and look! It has an LED flashlight, which means no more drunk-fumbling with locks in the dark! Now we all totally have to get one.

NOT.

About the Author

Judie Lipsett Stanford
I've had a fascination with all types of gadgets and gizmos since I was a child, beginning with the toy robot that my grandmother gave my brother - which I promptly "relieved him of" in 1973. I'm a self-confessed gadget magpie. I can't tell you how everything works, but I'm known world-wide for using a product until I have a full understanding of what it does, what its limitations are, and if it excels in any given area ... or not.

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