In Apple We Trust

In Apple We Trust

As you may have heard, Apple has surpassed Exxon to be the most valuable company in the world. This is hot on the heels of Apple having more money than the Federal government before the debt ceiling was raised. This indicates two things; one, the country needs some financial overhaul, and two, Apple is an unstoppable business machine.

Clearly what we need to do is combine Apple and our currency! Forget the dollar, start counting in iPods instead!

Surprisingly, these line up quite nicely:

$1 bill=white Apple earbuds

$5 bill=iPod Shuffle

$10 bill=iPod Nano

$20 bill=iPod Touch

$50 bill=Wifi iPad

$100 bill=3G iPad

Not only would our currency have resale value, it would come with optional Applecare! Who needs FDIC when you have a Genius Bar? And where would you rather do your banking, the boring brick building down the road, or the shiny white Apple store at your local mall? In the iDollar we trust!

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About the Author

Zek has been a gadget fiend for a long time, going back to their first PDA (a Palm M100). They quickly went from researching what PDA to buy to following tech news closely and keeping up with the latest and greatest stuff. They love writing about ebooks because they combine their two favorite activities; reading anything and everything, and talking about fun new tech toys. What could be better?