Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life!

Did you forget to buy a gift for that Scientologist relative who shunned you as a suppressive person? Show them you care with this amazing list from Drew Magary at Deadspin, who helpfully (and bravely) read the entire Scientology Christmas Catalog so the rest of us didn’t have to.

Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life!

Copy: “Your guarantee of total freedom … With this meter, your auditing will never be the same again. Your preclears will make spectacular progress up the Bridge. The Mark Ultra VIII meter’s unequaled precision, clarity, and ease of operation are here for you … with accuracy guaranteed for eternity.”


Scientology is a scary concept, and not just for the $5,000 e-meters or L. Ron Hubbard’s singing.

And after you read what Deadspin has covered, head to Amazon and buy or download a copy of “Going Clear“. It is the single most horrifying non-horror book I’ve ever read.

Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life!


Via: The Scientology Christmas Catalog Is Totally Insane

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1 Comment on "Last Minute Gifts for the Scientologist in Your Life!"

  1. I flipped through the catalog just to see … and stopped short at the $400 CD player with backpack. I am obviously in the wrong business, and that is all I’m going to say about that. 😉

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