Valentines Day Gifts That Will Leave You Single on February 15th


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Ah Valentines Day. That heartwarming day filled with love, chocolate, over-priced cards and, of course, terrible gifts that far too often backfire on the giver. Sure, you can get the love of your life a Lexus tied in a red bow, but what will you do the following year? Here are a few gifts we really don’t recommend you giving.


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The Tampon Stealth Flask 5 Pack

Yes, this is a real product that is available on Amazon. People even seem to purchase and use them.

Super sneaky and awesome! Yet another genius way to sneak alcohol into ANYWHERE. The caps don’t stay on too tight so don’t expect them to take a beating. Oh and I wish the product came with extra “wrappers” as washing them out is awkward. But still, my friends were all in AWE.

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This came to our attention the other day when Wayne shared the following:

Sadly I think event companies already have this all figured out. When Jen and I were in NY this summer, we passed a big fenced in event. One sign had a list of things you could not bring in. Opened tampon wrappers was one.

Now you know.

Yes, now we DO know, and we really don’t recommend this as a gift for Valentines Day gift … or any other day for that matter.

What else wouldn’t we recommend? How about…

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