Monster Illuminessence Is a Cool Novelty Concept but a Hard Sell for Everyday Needs

Half my household has really enjoyed testing the Monster Illuminessence lighting kits the last few weeks. The new Monster fan enjoyed the intuitiveness of the remotes, the tremendous number of flashing patterns, and of course, the color options. I found them to be a fun novelty more than a permanent lighting choice, but I’m also not 5 like my other tester…

Monster’s newest foray into your home is their Illuminessence line, which provides LED lighting strips and color change LED bulbs, so you can change the color of your space to fit your mood. We’ll get to the logistics in a second, but first a word on when and how these are useful. Here’s how Monster enthusiastically describes them:

The Illuminessence line isn’t the same as a Bluetooth bulb where you can ask Alexa to turn your lights on or dim the light while reading so you don’t have a grumpy spouse yelling at you. These are designed for the fun side of LED lighting, where you can have solid colors or flashy patterns, change things up and generally make a room funkier. I had a hard time imagining I’d get home from work and want to immediately pop on rave lighting, but I also think if these existed when I was 22, my entire apartment would have been wired with them. Likewise, my son fell in love with them, and he had zero issues working the remote and changing the settings.

I have some issues with Monster’s execution, but I recognize that these limitations also kept costs down. The Illuminessence kits are relatively cheap, ranging from $15-$30. They each come with a remote and do not use Bluetooth or WiFi to communicate via any central hubs. The lack of a central spot to control the lighting is the first major pain point for Illuminessence. If you have three strips around the house, you need to either have three remotes (and keep track of which is which) or attempt to program them all onto one remote. That’s not as simple as it sounds, because it involves unplugging the device, plugging it back in, then immediately holding down a non-tactile button on the remote you wish to use. It’s a lot of work relative to a Bluetooth bulb that simply gets added to an app.

The second issue I had is that while the remotes came programmed out of the box, I had one instance where an LED strip just decided to stop listening to the remote, and it took multiple plug-ins and button presses to get it to respond. I even tried swapping which outlet it used and tried different plugs, but it was quite stubborn about doing anything other than glowing an anemic red (the last color it was set to before it apparently went on a coffee break). I had better luck with the bulbs, but I have a hard time imagining many scenarios where a remote-controlled bulb is preferable to an app-controlled one. Monster’s kit is slightly cheaper, but with sales, you can generally find LED smart bulbs for around the same price, so it’s a tougher sell. The LED strips are pretty unique, but you have to want mood lighting and have the patience/appropriate space to line it up along walls or under furniture.

My dining room doorway is so festive!

At the end of the day, the Monster kits are a really fun novelty. If they were smart and app-controlled instead of using remotes, they would go from being a novelty to being truly useful in a smart home. Instead, they’re cool items to have on hand for parties, a game room, and probably as a hallway light path or something similar. I could see these being huge in dorm rooms, post-college apartments, and in bars looking for a simple way to add funky decorations. If you see them as a fun accent design, they’re great, but they won’t be replacing your regular smart lighting anytime soon.

You can find Monster Illuminessense products at Walmart.

Source: Manufacturer supplied review sample

What I Liked: Lots of fun color options; Very affordable kits

What Needs Improvement: Lack of tactile feedback from the remotes makes using them difficult; Lights can be finicky about pairing with remotes and responding quickly; Lack of smart features hinders long-term use


About the Author

Carly Z
Carly has been a gadget fiend for a long time, going back to her first PDA (a Palm M100). She quickly went from researching what PDA to buy to following tech news closely and keeping up with the latest and greatest stuff. She loves writing about ebooks because they combine her two favorite activities; reading anything and everything, and talking about fun new tech toys. What could be better?